phobias:

oh my god my friend is so innocent, her boyfriend got a boner in the pool and she felt it and screamed before making him apologising for getting horny 

(via cumfort)

sickforya:

raise your hand if you’re tired and sad and wanna make out with a boy

(via isaacandscott)

orux:

A geisha in Kyoto, Japan, applies the blood-red lipstick that completes her traditional makeup. Modern geisha carry on an ancient profession; they privately entertain Japan’s rich and powerful men and maintain total confidentiality.

(via h-e-r-p-e-s)

Timestamp: 1398311070

officialfrenchtoast:

probably the reason why im still single is because i didnt forward those chain messages when i was 13 yrs old

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

somedaysigetitright:

kingofbastille:

The amount of questions Bastille asks in thier songs really stresses me out

are you gonna age with grace? do you like the person you’ve become? can you fill the silence? how am i gonna be an optimist? how am i gonna get myself home?

like idk dan you figure it out

(via isaacandscott)

dontactlikewewerenothing:

THEYRE STILL FRIENDS

(Source: g-iggle, via isaacandscott)

Timestamp: 1398310901

urkahscapuj:

"WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT?!?!?"

(via gnihcraes)

Timestamp: 1398310711

elartistaguapisimo:

so 90s it physically hurts

(Source: 7hc, via religiousmother)

Timestamp: 1398309174

"better get off Tumblr now"

hugs-and-good-music:

image"but wait what is that?!"

(via gnihcraes)