jendeez:

Basically

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whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes

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newkidsonmycock18:

remember when shakira filmed a video from inside her vagina

(via jimmyonela)

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sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

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diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

(via latinobussy)

"

1.) There will be boys who say sweet words that melt your heart, and they won’t want to just “get in your pants.”

2.) Everyone will hurt you some time or another, even the people who promise they won’t and aren’t supposed to.

3.) There are going to be days where you can’t go to school because you’ll be too tired from a sleepless night of over thinking.

4.) Everyone is going to leave you at some point in your life but sometimes the really special ones will come back.

5.) Sometimes the people you cannot live without, can live perfectly fine without you.

6.) You’re going to be young and fall in love and there’s a chance that will be the person you will marry, or just another person who will leave you with memories.

7.) Not everyone will be happy with your success and not everyone will be sad with your loss.

8.) There are going to be people you are close to and then suddenly one day you don’t talk and there’s not a good reason as to why

9.) People are going to make fun of you and you are going to stand out but you’re going to need to realize that everyone does this to everyone and even though it doesn’t make it right you’re going to have to learn to deal with it.

10.) There is going to be one day when suddenly no where feels like home until the day when your lips touch his, when you look into his eyes, and he wraps you in his arms and suddenly, there you are, home.

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A list of things your mother will forget to tell you (via these-fading-scars)

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do you even art?

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